R.I.P the Girls Next Door

The Girls Next Door
Are No More
No Kendra
No Bridget
No Holly
My television time
Is a lot less jolly
Holly flew the coop
Left Puffin for some guy named Angel
Who strikes me as a douche
Kendra got a man
A rich black one too
I bet she's happy
Hank is her boo
Bridget is gone
Now making her mark on TV
Visiting beaches
Traveling the high seas
My favorite show is gone
Those new skanks
Hef has at home
Won't do the trick
The original trio is nevermore
Now I am sick